Tuesday, July 19, 2005
I had just suffered the most fun bus ride i've ever had. Yeah, how ironically paradoxical is that eh? SUFFERED the MOST FUN bust ride. Ya noe why? Cuz i had to endure listening to three funniest people on earth YET not being able to laugh. I was trying so hard to suppress my laughter so that i wouldn't look silly laughing all by myself. Hahahahaha.
Let me fill you in. I took the 81 from tamp and sat at the back row with 3 ITE guys. And honestly, their conversation was the most interesting and funniest i've ever heard. Hhahaah.
Guy 1: Eh malam ni main takraw ah...
Guy 2: Kalau banyak orang aku turun ah.
Guy 3: Ramai lah woii. Ramai. Bukan banyak.
Guy 1: Kau diam. Eh, boleh ah. Gerenti banyak punyer.
Guy 3: RAMAI.
Guy 2: Yer...kau cakap jer. Tat time aku turun, ader kau sorang jer.
Guy 1: Aku pon dah kirer banyak per.
Guy 3: Boy, RAMAI LAH.
Guy 1: Eh, Kau DIAM lah. Datang ah Mark. Please ah. Nanti aku panggil lagi satu orang turun.
Guy 2: Lagi satu orang? Kau nak maen takraw ker badminton?
Guy 1: Eh, duer orang dah kirer ramai sey. MAMPOZ. Aku cakap ramai eh? Kau tgk ah! Babi ah kau Man.
Guy 2: Satu orang lagi tak leh buat pa pe ahh.
Guy 1: Eh...one person makes a different okay?
Guy 1, 2, 3: Together we make a differenceeeeeee~
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! I was trying not to laugh throughout their whole convo. I can't stand it. Really. Wahahah!
Guy 1: Tat time kakak aku jahit baju salah sak. Kau tau, dier pegi Hari Raya pakai collar jer.
Guy 3: Kakak aku lagi rabak. Dah takder kain, dier maen amek jer ape2 dier nampak, abeh buat baju. Abeh kau tau pat depan, ader tulis 'welcome.'
Guy 2: Eh, abang aku lagi rabak siol! Baju belang2, sluar kaler pink, songkok...dier pakai topi cowboy.
Guy 1: Ehh! Bobal merepek ah kiter!
Then the laughing fits starts again. Hahahaha. I'm glad they realise that they are INDEED talking crap.
Guy 1: Mark, please. 5 minutes jangan ketawer. Just 5 mins. 5 minutes kau tak ketawer, aku blanjer kau makan besok.
Guy 2: 5 minutes...no problem.
Guy 1: 5 minute kaes...biler kau nak aku start kirer?
Guy 2: Lepas aku turon bas.
HAHAHHAHA! Gawwwwddddddd.......LOL. Having friends like them will be bliss. Hahaha! Hahaha. But i really was gonna burst out laughing. I was at the point of smiling to myself, just to hide the giggles. Those three guys made my day.
Guys, whoever you are, thanks. =)
9:13 PM
