Saturday, October 01, 2005
ms singapore...
WELCOME! Ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to the day you all have been waiting forrrr! This is Miss Singapore Bawah Blok 2005!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (explosion sound effect followed by the song 'Dancing in The Moonlight')
And now...i present to you...the contestants of Miss Singapore Bawah Blok 2005!!...
From the left...we have...Miss Shairah 'IS' Sengkang...with her b-e-a-u-tiful langsir...ooppss...i mean...orang bali-inspired urms...sarong!!
And next to her...Miss Fatimah 'Argh-Ako-Takot-Gradnite' Eunos...draped in black and looking absolute beautifully delicious.
And then...we present to you another candidate from Sengkang...Miss Wah-Wah 'Muahh' Sengkang...looking yummy in her golden dress...
Next to her...Miss Ain 'Willa Wonka' Chai-Chee...wearing ala Alicia Kunci...and looking surprisingly BEAUTIFULLLLLLL!
Then we have Miss Azrynna Kapoor Clementi...with a touch of traditional clothing...all set to boogy and dance to the latest Hindi tune.
And thennnn...hidden at the back...a lil shy, i suppose...Miss Id 'Why-the-hell-am-i-behind?' PariSs....in black as well...with a little touch of pink. And her extremely HIGH-heels...kalao jatoh memang padan mukerrrrr...
And now...Miss Fatimah 'Bag-ako-takde-lagi-kecik-sak' Hougang...looking really realy wonderful in black (asal sumer kai black seyyyyyy)....HOT HOT HOT...
And next...Miss Nurul 'Cinderella' Bedok...really sweet in pink...like some Princess...though she claims she doesn't like Cinderella......dotss...
Next to her, of course, another Hougang contestant...Miss Aminah 'i-have-the-stage-all-alone' Hougang....looking good in turqoise...or however you spelled it. =)
Last but not least, a second candidate from PariSs...Miss Yuhanis 'Mampoz-im-late' PariSs...looking gorgeous in pinkish purple or purplish pink...howeva you wanna see it.
Now...the contestant have worked hard for this day. Take a look at their days of preparations for this pageant.
Busy busy aren't they? All can't wait for the momnt to arrive. Though hours before that...they were relax and slacking away...and then panicking when they realised they left only 2 hours to get ready. Ahhh...not to blame though, this is the first time our contestants are joining such a prestigious pageant!
And now....DRUMROLLLLL...The six finalist....of Miss Singapore Bawah Blok 2005...
Yes yes, the rest have been eliminatedddd...how sad. Now...let's see our contestants in their swimsuit. 68*&&73573546&*^*&* (Sound of tape fast-forwarding.) Now, dun they look fabolous in swimsuits? Yeah mann...it's getting HOT in here. Now, if you wanna see your favourite in the finals....dun forget to vote. Just send -
- ooppss...wrong show. That's Singapore Idol.
Okayy...now...the moment we all have been waiting for...the winner...the one who will be crowned Miss Singapore Bawah Blok 2005....
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WAITTTTTT. Who's this? No idea. Nevermind. I think we got the wrong show. Anyway, thanks for joining us. We'll come back next year. Same time. Same place. Same event. With Miss Singapore Bawah KOLONG 2006! Do join us.
For now, nitwiit, boink boink, oink, tweak!!
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