Thursday, October 05, 2006
I've received flames and complaints. Them, poor lambs, who read my entry usually have no idea what i'm talking about, or came to a conclusion that i'm either insane or crazy beyond belief.
My dearest boyfriend, who by the way has no idea what deng-deng is (sighh...God bless his soul), said that the introduction to my previous entry is complicated. Ayul, my life-long devoted reader, wants to kill me if i didn't update my nonsensical ranting. Fatz and wahyuna, who i salute for having the strength to read everyone's blog and tagged as well, wrote that they're still reading, though i know sometimes they themselves crack their brains trying to figure out the bloody point im trying to put across. Nila, who i never even knew owns a computer, claims that whatever i wrote makes no sense. And Imran, the future of Mat Rempits, went, "Aper barang kau merepek nie? Tulis lagu kan lagi bagus. Atau poetry ker, rap ker. Kau suker per bende2 gitu."
HAH. The pea-brain actually got me thinking. Why do people put poetry and rap together?Is it bcuz they think rap is just poetry set to a beat? Hell, who are you kidding? Name me a rapper who raps about going insane because of a freaking bird on the door, and i'll get you a date with lovely Cristiano Ronaldo.
Just recently i got this barbacious lyrics from one of Snoop Dog's unreleased rap singles. Take a look, kids.
Y'all about to squab my Doggz Dirty ???? gets CREAM, it's a good scheme And when it's time all my Doggz'll bite yo mommaSo I gots ta keep it on the DL and don't yeezell But you know I gots tha pitbulls for seezell*blinks* Picture me with a blank face. Well, you get my point. What the HECK was that? If I heard that at a poetry reading, I'd burst out laughing or worse, run from the room, ehem, SCREAMING. Imagine a dude in black khaki's with a beret on, saying; "You're all about to squab my dogs. Dirty." He'd get booed off the stage faster than Joakim Gomez. Ooops. Back to my point; but if a black dude with his shirt off comes running up on stage, bending low with a mike to his mouth with his pants falling off and chains all over himself, he'd be world-famous. Taa-daa. That's society for you.
You bored? Then let's analyze those lyrics.
"Y'all about to squab my doggz." So we're all about to squab his dogs. Now wait. What is squab, exactly?
"Dirty ???? gets CREAM, it's a good scheme." As far as I know, somebody's dirty and he thinks it would be a good idea if they would buy some soap. Well, supposing if that's what he meant by cream.
"And when it's time all my doggz'll bite yo momma." Honestly, what does he have against people's moms? First he wants someone to get clean, then he threatens to bite their mom. This guy needs a brain-check.
"So I gots ta keep it on the DL and don't yeezell." He has to keep something on his...
DL... and don't...
yeezell? *blinks* NO. I won't even try to understand that.
"But you know I gots tha pitbulls for seezell." Okay, wait. I think i'm getting it! 'Seezell' means sale. So 'Yeezell' must means yell. Uh huh. I understand this. He's selling his pitbulls cuz they're mean.
Okay. Now let's sum this all up. We want to squab this guys dogs while he finds some soap for a dirty person, and then he's going to bite their mom. He doesn't want to yell, and he's selling his pitbulls.
Artistic? No. Strange? Definitely.
Sigh. You people shud listen to Ruffedge. Or say, V.E. Or say, Ahli Fiqir. Or say, Sleeq. Or even Freaky Z. Now
that's what i call meaningful rap. Beautiful rants. LOCAL, babeyy.
I could become Singapore's Ambassador for the 'Support Local Music' campaign. *grins* I miss my girls like coconut-freaking-mad. Sigh. I miss terawih today. And it's all Taufik's fault. GRR. Damn you unshaven beast.
For all my life, i've been searching for someone like you. Someone's who more than just an angel to me. I thank you dear, for all you've done for me. You're the best thing to happen in my life at the moment. No matter what facade im putting on despite all im going through, you've been behind me 120%. I love you for being you and most importantly, i thank Allah for blessing me with an angel during these hard times.*Dear God, please help my family through these troubled period. And please help my sister through her ordeal. Amin.*
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