Friday, February 02, 2007
Attention. If you've ever used the phrases "nobody cares", "darkness", "despair", "I'm all alone" or "fallen angel" in blog entries...if you've ever tried to compose a poem and then cracked your brains trying to figure out what rhymes with "cut" and "blood"...if your friendster profile name is "EmoKid"...worse still, if you're a 13, 14 or 15 years of age and you have no friends...
...this one's for you.First things first:
STOP IT, ALREADY. It's great that you've been blessed with the gift to expertly handled your keyboard and thus were talented enough to blog about your daily life. Yet you lucky bastards used the piece of technology to rant out on how you should kill yourself or maybe put a bullet through your head. Yes, yes, i'm a culprit too (although i dun quite remember blogging anything about wanting to shoot myself dead)...but shit happens during your bad days. But that can't mean everyday can it?
Except maybe if you're Iqbal or something. Hahahah. KIDDING. Come on, if you can go crazy over some bananas, apples, dragonfruits, oranges and then keep sighing til Ming Jie's and Ben's flowers wilt, surely you can take a harmless joke. =D By the way, BENEDICT TAN WEN XIANG, happy 18th birthday! Promoted from NC-16 to M-18. Finally huh? Bought your 4d yet?
Anyway, back to my emo friends. Sad guys and girls, you're not all alone. There's like, thousands of you, just on this quaint little corner of cyberspace. And you're driving the rest of us nuts. What ever happened to the good old flame tags? I used to get them all the time (You know,
"Your going to hell, you filthy atheist!" or
"Your writing sucks!" or even
"Fuck off you emo blogger! What's your problem with life?").
Lately, the only reviews that emo bloggers get are:
"I loved your latest entry! It was deep and it touched me! - EmoMistress23"Or, maybe:
"Always keep believing in yourself sweetheart. Things will get better. - IceQueen45"Sorry newsflash. Things WON'T GET BETTER. Unless we tell this emo kids,
"You still alive? I thought you were gonna kill yourself last week?" or maybe
"Come meet me tomorrow. I can kill yourself for you."And i think either i'm watching too much football or i'm missing my darling
(HAPPY 1ST YEAR, btw sayang. I love you yesterday, today, tomorrow and everyday. ^_^ To many more years for us...) crazily that i decided to blog about something which might not affect the society in such a huge way, anyway. So yeah, you know what? I think you should go and watch replays of Spore vs Thai or highlights of Man Utd vs Watford instead.
Speaking of which, i wanna stand up and salute the Laos team. Why? Because despite losing 11-0 to the Lions, they stood up and fight, no matter how detached they are. Look at the Thais. It's just a freaking penalty and you throw a tantrum. What a shame. And to think Thailand is considered the best in the Southeast Asian region.
All the best Raddy, Aide, Indra, Alam Sah, Baihakki, Fazrul, Amri, Ridhuan, Precious, Daniel, Fariq, Jia Yi, Hassan, Itimi, Ismail, Shahril, Hafiz, Isa and Noh. Did i miss anybody? Well, whoever you are, keep fighting in Bangkok. Our prayers are with you guys. Show those Thaksin pussies the Tiger behind every Lion. =)
And once again to those emo kids, go watch football, might clear your mind a little.
P.S: Now please don't cut yourselves after reading this. And if there actually is a frienster profile called "EmoKid", and if it's yours, i'm truly sorry. This isn't about you.
Well, not personally atleast.
11:45 PM
