Saturday, March 31, 2007
The Chocolate Milano Episode
A paradigm change I would like to see would be the general idea from
"meat is murder" to
"meat is a natural part of animals' diets." It bothers me that so many vegetarians are so militant about people not eating meat. They aren't protesting mountain lions eating deer, so why should they be protesting humans eating chickens?
It's just absurd having to stand behind that lil counter at DTE McCafe and hear myriads of people asking
"Do you have anything vegetarian here?" It makes me wanna roll my eyes and go,
"We have one full packet of Romaine Lettuce. You wanna buy that?"Okay, so customers are always right. True. We working in the line of service deserves no right whatsoeva to question them. In fact, all we have (read: was forced) to do is smile and serve. Despite of whateva emotional breakdowns you're experiencing at the moment, you still have to smile. Despite of his smile, his face, his jokes and his laughter playing like a silent film in my mind, i still i have to stand up straight and go,
"Yes sir? Can I help you?"And despite of being on the verge of tears, i still have to swallow them in, blink furiously to keep my eyes from watering, and plaster a half-broken smile to whoever that walks up McCafe's front counter.
What a facade. Even at work i couldn't stop thinking about him. Even in the presence of Sab and how she cracks me up, i still had his words lingering in my mind. Thank God i wasn't alone at the cafe yesterday, or i would have totally lost it. Two days back in fact, i nearly succumbed to my emotions. If it weren't for a certain person, and his Chocolate Milano nonsense, i probably would have sat down beside Ronald MacDonald and cried.
=)) I am not suppose to mention names, so says Sabrina the Great. Hahah. But him and Chocolate Milano just makes me insane. If Flora hadn't passed that helmet to Herdi and forced him to take me home, i'd have sat down all night listening to Sharlie treating me as though i'm his 10-year-old sister.
"Hidayah nak chocolate lagi? Cukop tak sebotol?" The Chocolate Milano thing never seemed to end...until Herdi signalled for me to go and i had to leave Sharlie the Wonderboy with his Chocolate Milano Episode.
I think i almost died yesterday when Herdi took that sharp corner turn. He could have flung me off that bike. The next time i see Herdi, remind me to hold up a
"PANDU CERMAT, JIWA SELAMAT" banner. Toots.
I just realised that i mentioned
Sharlie. And IM NOT SUPPOSED TO MENTION NAMES. Bodoh lah kau Id.
Talking about Id, hahah, good luck to my abg ipar for his Anugerah auditions today. Wee. I've just announced to the whole world.
VOTE FOR IDHAM! Sab must be proud. And Kid? If i have a few cents left, i'll vote for you too. Cheers to my ghostriders.
Here I am typing out an entry of length, and Indra Sahdan is staring down at me from my AFC 2007 poster. I miss football and i miss watching my Ronaldo in action. But if you keep staring at me like that again Indra, i'll give up football for good.
I hear the mother screaming. Something like
"sayur" and
"computer" and
"bill belom bayar". Ah, my instincts tell me that i can decipher that right enough.
"PEGI KEDAI LAH. AKU NAK MASAK. BELI SAYUR. KAU ASEK MAEN COMPUTER JER, BILL DAH LAH BELOM BAYAR." =) I love my mom despite her bullshits, hahah. And if u haven't realise, i'm back to square one.
SAYUR. Veggies. Vegetarians. Meat-haters. Gahh.
Just because my morality does not dictate to me that being omnivorous is wrong does not make me a bad person. I dun eat vegetables, BIG DEAL. The constant myriad of propaganda and semi-personal attacks created by people whose decision it is to not eat meat is unnecessary. I would think that people who think animals should have the right to not be eaten would at the very least respect a person's right to choose. Dun you think so?
I am not evil for consuming meat. I am in actuality contributing positively to natural order and the setup of life. Humans are just animals and as much as we don't want to admit it we cannot be removed from the entire scheme of life. And animals, no matter how intelligent we think we are, must succumb to the drive of nature to consume what is meant to be consumed.
Meat is not murder. Meat is sustenance, and spreading lies saying that eating meat will make you impotent or give you heart failure is just absurd. Frankly, it makes me want to cook you up and eat
you.SAPIENS CHOCOLATE STEAK - full grilled delicious human meat topped with Chocolate Milano sauce, and a dash of cinammon powder to go along. Scrumptious taste for fulfilling your appetite.YUMMAYYYYYYYYY.
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